HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

WOOO TGIF.

Big Momma had a long week! For whatever reason I cant get my butt up in the morning. The alarm goes off and Big Momma is snoozing till the last possible minute. Then Lil Momma and I are running around frantic to get ready to go to work and go to Pre School. Next week will be different ;) With any luck!

So today I went to see "Death at a Funeral" with a friend. It was a real good movie. Funnier then hell. Soooooo something I could see happening with Big Momma's family. Bad enough we got a Uncle that sings "Another One Bites The Dust" every time someone dies. When I tell you this, I know your gonna laugh. But Big Momma has the BIGGEST Redneck family in Up State NY. Picture this with me, LOL, ZZ Top poor, no teeth, drunk and or high. That's Big Momma's family.

My family w0uld soooo do some shit like that. Hid the dead midget in the coffin, and watched the high naked ass man on the roof thinking about killing himself or someone else. (In my family he would have a shot gun;) ) BUT the one thing that wouldn't happen is the secret keeping. Keeping one of those in my crazy ass family is like finding a Huge Cardinal Yellow Diamond. LOL. Not gonna happen unless your in Tiffany's. You go to a family reunion and you will see the family that mixes the races, (rock on ladies! get some more color in this family) and then the rest of them. The ones that glare and pick their tooth. LOL But you will here gossip and secrets from Texas. Followed by "You wont believe what I just heard. Don't tell anyone but......She slept with our cousin and got pregnant and had a abortion. NO she didn't realize that we are related. Well of course both their last names are the same. They just thought it was a different family. I know she's dumb as fuck. And still doing it after she found out that they were cousins. What the fuck is wrong with her! OH! Here she comes! Heeeeeyyyyyyy Cuz! How are things? Anything new?" True Story! This is why Big Momma eats only Chocolate. Cause I KNOW we aren't related! LMAO

Anyway as Big Momma's mind goes wondering off, I will let you laugh at my family. I do. It's okay. Maybe you can come to the next family event and laugh with me!